All I wish for has come to pass.

Yep, I'm here to tell you about my sadness. Or at least mention it. Alex left me. A year & a half of dating & sharing an apartment & a cat & he left me on Thursday. So now I'm gonna attempt to clean the memory of him out of my apartment. It's no longer "ours".

Life in the fast lane...

Remember my last post on here? (If not, take two seconds to scroll down the page & give it a glance.) It was from almost a month ago & a whine-fest about how I had no hope for an upcoming job interview. Guess what I've been doing all this time? WORKING!! It turned out not to be an interview. I was hired on the spot. Now I'm puling down fast food money. Where at? Carl's Jr.

A representation of me. Don't expect me to actually do this.

Unfortunately I'm making less $ at this job than I was at my previous one. Well, I am working less hours as well. But as with every job, there's the glorious thing called money! So now I have a growing list of things I wanna purchase when I get around to having the money to spend:

A non-U.S.A. made hookah

Me over 3 years ago.  It hasn't been that long since I last smoked, but damn it's been too long.

A flask

You know what those are, right?

9/16th plugs

Yeah, you read that right. I'm finally thinking of stretching my ears up again after almost 2&1/2 to 3 years at 1/2". & I'm totally planning on ordering some organic wood ones off Body Candy.

Not these ones, but this is just a taste of what they have.

Vegan, organic, & cruelty-free facial wash/cosmetics

Because I care about the environment, yo.

Maybe this one. Who knows?

Operation

Yes, the game. & none of that P.C. new version where the dude is wearing shorts. No, he has to be butt-ass naked.

Well that's it, for now I guess.

Introduction into the wonderous world of the strange...

Yes, I know that is a strong title to be using. But there's no other way I could describe this blog I'm about to begin except by using the adjective "strange". I'm fascinated by a lot of different things. So when trying to come up with a cohesive concept for this site, there was no way I could decide on just one. I am a complex human. So I'll just post whatever I feel like on here. It'll be like my own personal online diary. I have 2 Tumblr accounts already, but I don't feel like they voice my own personal voice enough. If you know me- you know what to expect on here. If you don't- prepare to be amazed, amused, inspired, haunted, & intrigued to say the least. Don't expect me to give away my sources unless I feel inclined or you just ask. So to start off, here's a sampling from The 24 Best Leslie Nielsen GIFs on the Internet: