Life in the fast lane...part 2.

Out of all those things I mentioned in my last post that're on my list of things I want, I somehow forgot that I've been looking for the biggest sized stuffed animal version of one of these guys:

an ocelot!

I still haven't been able to find anything over 14" & that's just the length measurement, not the height one on a plush. Why is this so hard? I should be able to have a replica of my favorite animal to sleep with every nite. Fuck my teddy bear & my real cat.

Life in the fast lane...

Remember my last post on here? (If not, take two seconds to scroll down the page & give it a glance.) It was from almost a month ago & a whine-fest about how I had no hope for an upcoming job interview. Guess what I've been doing all this time? WORKING!! It turned out not to be an interview. I was hired on the spot. Now I'm puling down fast food money. Where at? Carl's Jr.

A representation of me. Don't expect me to actually do this.

Unfortunately I'm making less $ at this job than I was at my previous one. Well, I am working less hours as well. But as with every job, there's the glorious thing called money! So now I have a growing list of things I wanna purchase when I get around to having the money to spend:

A non-U.S.A. made hookah

Me over 3 years ago.  It hasn't been that long since I last smoked, but damn it's been too long.

A flask

You know what those are, right?

9/16th plugs

Yeah, you read that right. I'm finally thinking of stretching my ears up again after almost 2&1/2 to 3 years at 1/2". & I'm totally planning on ordering some organic wood ones off Body Candy.

Not these ones, but this is just a taste of what they have.

Vegan, organic, & cruelty-free facial wash/cosmetics

Because I care about the environment, yo.

Maybe this one. Who knows?

Operation

Yes, the game. & none of that P.C. new version where the dude is wearing shorts. No, he has to be butt-ass naked.

Well that's it, for now I guess.

Is it too late to change my mind about Christmas already?

Today is the last day of December. Thank FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster. My version of that thing people refer to as "God".). This month has been a nightmare for me. After being on some weird thing they termed "suspension", I was terminated from my job less than 2 weeks before Christmas. 3 days before my NV Energy bill was due, 2 weeks before my Charter internet, & less than 3 weeks before my rent & Cricket. Thank FSM again that I purchased that brand new $600+ laptop at the beginning of the month, right? So maybe wanting a sewing machine as my gift for Christmas wasn't the right choice. Should have asked Santa to bring me a job instead. Or this little item so I could print out my resume to help me on my job search:

 USB Cable Cord for Cannon PIXMA ip2700 Printer

Yes, I just scheduled my 4th interview for the month (sorta) for tomorrow. The last interview I went to, the interviewer actually scolded me for not bringing a resume. & said I wasn't experienced enough to work in his restaurant. Umm isn't food service almost exclusively all I've done for practically the past 2 years? I also recently have been passed over for a housekeeping job because of my lack of experience. Yes, not experienced in the field of cleaning toilets. The nerve of some people, right?

A guess a job interview on the first day of a brand new year is somewhat of a promising view of how 2014 can turn out. I don't even expect to land the job, but maybe I should start things off more optimistically. 2013 has not been the best year. I somehow lost all my friends, went through 3 different jobs, & had to tell my mother to give up a cat I have had since I was 16. But maybe things can change around. There's always the possibility I can finally grow out of my social awkwardness & get one of those things people call a "life".

So to end things on a lighter note, (Yeah, I know this entry got a little depressing. Sue me.) Here's 2 movies I recently watched that I would recommend for you to get your horror on.:

American Mary

 

 

Maniac